Parody: Zlatan Ibrahimovic has finally signed for a new club!

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

There have been weeks of speculation about Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s new club, and the news has finally arrived. This news will shook some, but others will see it as completely anticipated!

Ibrahimovic has ended the long running saga of picking his next club, and  that club is located in England. The thing is that this club ISN’T from Manchester!

Yes, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has snubbed Manchester United, and has signed for a club that, by Zlatan’s own admission, can reach much higher than Manchester United.

Ibrahimovic has decided to sign for a club named Longford AFC!

A club, which is located in a small village in Gloucestershire, is known as the worst football club in England. This is the main reason why Ibrahimovic got super interested in signing for the club. “Zlatan can make small, big; Zlatan can make short, tall and Zlatan can make the worst, the best” said Ibrahimovic, when asked about his reasons to join the worst club in England.

Ibrahimovic agent has said that “Zlatan has decided, after considerable consideration, to sign for Longford AFC, to transform the club from the worst in England, to the best, in space of two years“! This obviously puzzled the reporters, given that Longford is a non-league club, but agent added “Zlatan can make Impossible, possible“.

Its rumored that Ibrahimovic has signed on as a player-trainer-motivator-medic-manager-director-mayor-king-legend at the club, which will grant him unlimited power. Financial part of the contract has been kept under wraps, but it is believed to be more than 5 pounds per hour.

Longford is going to be the 8th club in Zlatan Ibrahimovic career, and probably his last. Nevertheless, Ibrahimovic might reach his biggest success in this small village, and bring unprecedented success to the club. Making it the best football club in England and World.

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